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Weird things are happening in this house. I have come here to blog my complaints about mum.

 Mum got up of the sofa yesterday evening and I got all excited expecting a sunset walk by the lake. She takes her  sandals off and I was sure she was going to put the joggers on so I am now at the front door, all excited, then she goes and stands on this funny rectangular low step, turns the TV on and picks up a white stick and starts boxing into the air at nothing.  Dad said something about, Wii boxing. Looked Wii weird to me and I sat in the arm chair, watching and giving her dirty looks for the next hour as she wiggled and jived and got up and down of the floor and never once invited me to play.

Then mum starts talking today about diamonds for me and I’m getting all excited,  knowing I deserve the best and fantasising again this time of wearing a multimillion dollar, diamond collar. Then what does she show me, but a picture of a diamond pattern in a dog coat she is thinking of getting me.  Hey Mum, it is ruddy 43 c. degrees outside today. First, I got my long walk cancelled because you bought yourself a new toy, the Wii and now you are talking sweaters in sweltering weather.  
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